Are you confused at all the Woo-WHOs around, and have you ever wondered if you could have your own pet Woo-WHO?
Well, then you should buy one from us (Quack Jobs inc.) and we’ll send you one for only $1 list price (see us for actual pricing)
Side effects may include…
All of us are sick of medication and other items (Adderaladder© and Monkey Tape®) that are useless and have a huge daunting list of side effects. Finaly from Mr. Shapo-po’s nutrition inc. comes V1 nutritional supplement ©
Are you tired of ads, like this?
Then you should get the Adderaladder!
The Adderaladder is a horrible new product that might kill you!!
All you have to do to use the adderaladder is plug it into your shoe, press the button and, KABLAM, you were just put into a coma and missed that stupid ad! Continue reading
Have you ever wanted one product that, when eaten, will make you really healthy?
Well then, buy Mr. ShaPoPo’s Nutritious Health Mix! The Health Mix company and Mr. ShaPoPo, inc. have teamed up to give you Mr. ShaPoPo’s Health Mix!
Get the Noobifyer! The Noobifyer can change any comment or remark into a really stupid one that a Noob would make! It has three different command buttons, buttons like: Noob, Super Noob, and Extremely Super Nerdy Annoying Ugly Fat Noob!
The Noobifyer is only $19.99 ($500 in Canada) NO REFUNDS Continue reading
Buy Monkey Tape! The rival to duck(t) tape, Monkey Tape® Sticks to any form of matter exept Gasses, Liquids and Solids!
WARNING : DO NOT APPLY TO HUMAN OR ANIMAL SKIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO NOT APPLY TO HUMAN OR ANIMAL SKIN!!!
Complete list of side affects when using Monkey Tape®:
From the people who brought you monkey tape comes,
Poo-Poo Paste is a non-dietary supplement that will boost your stickiness to all common objects! It works so well that once you take it you will stick to air… AND BE STUCK THERE FOREVER!!!