WHAT THE HECK??

Are you confused at all the Woo-WHOs around, and have you ever wondered if you could have your own pet Woo-WHO?

Well, then you should buy one from us (Quack Jobs inc.) and we’ll send you one for only $1 list price (see us for actual pricing)

Side effects may include…

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The Adderaladder

Are you tired of ads, like this?

Then you should get the Adderaladder!

The Adderaladder is a horrible new product that might kill you!!

All you have to do to use the adderaladder is plug it into your shoe, press the button and, KABLAM, you were just put into a coma and missed that stupid ad! Continue reading

Noobify

Get the Noobifyer!  The Noobifyer can change any comment or remark into a really stupid one that a Noob would make! It has three different command buttons, buttons like: Noob, Super Noob, and Extremely Super Nerdy Annoying Ugly Fat Noob!

The Noobifyer is only $19.99 ($500 in Canada) NO REFUNDS Continue reading

Monkey Tape is Here!

Mr. Monkey

Monkey Tape?

Buy Monkey Tape! The rival to duck(t) tape, Monkey Tape® Sticks to any form of matter exept Gasses, Liquids and Solids!

WARNING : DO NOT APPLY TO HUMAN OR ANIMAL SKIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO NOT APPLY TO HUMAN OR ANIMAL SKIN!!!

 

Complete list of side affects when using Monkey Tape®:

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Poo-Poo Paste

From the people who brought you monkey tape comes,

POO-POO PASTE

Poo-Poo Paste is a non-dietary supplement that will boost your stickiness   to all common objects! It works so well that once you take it you will stick to air… AND BE STUCK THERE FOREVER!!!  

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