Fake News: Master Yoda Hospitalized after Traffic Altercation

Fullerton, CA (MediaFetcher June 20, 2012) – Actor Master Yoda has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated into a physical altercation in Fullerton CA, a suburb 30 minutes south east of Los Angeles.

Witness reports indicate that Master Yoda’s BMW struck a pickup truck towing landscaping equipment. Three men exited the truck and extracted him from the vehicle then began kicking and punching the actor before fleeing the scene.

“He didn’t have a chance against these men who attacked him before he said a single word to them”,replied a visibly shaken onlooker.

Master Yoda was unresponsive upon the arrival of police officers and EMT’s, but appeared to be breathing according to eyewitness reports.

This story is developing as we await confirmation regarding the eyewitness details and official health status.

Updates will be forthcoming as more information is gathered!

~Michael~

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