I have some really important news that has lots of newsy news about news inside it! Here it is: My boss says that I can now use the front entrance of the Asdaqua studios building! Yay!
Ah, childhood. I remember mine very clearly. Like most kids, I was this type:
I mean, you guys have done that too, right?…Right?
Anyway, I found out why Asdaqua studios was haunted. You see, my ninja-tuna kept smelling around this one area in my office. So, naturally, I pulled off the hardwood and climbed down to the next floor.
I eventually ended up on the roof of the office building. Don’t ask my how that happened, I just know one thing: Not only is our building haunted, but the structure itself is paranormal!!
I was driving home yesterday, and I noticed something funny:
Perfect place, for a police office, isn’t it?
Well, right now i’m supposed to give you guys some of my quotes of wisdom, but i’ve been thinking…
Do I really exist? Do you even exist? Or is everything and everyone in my life just a conception? A deception? Why am i here on this planet, why not somewhere else? Why not another place, with different objects and people? Is this post even real? Or am I just trapped, in a box, typing this in from the top of a 112-story tower?
Maybe I’ve just had too much cough syrup (I just took my daily dosage of 12 1/2 gallons).
Have you ever shopped at the culinary Cosco Mart? I just love their sales…
Here’s a famous quote!
“Never be ashamed of your mood swings…”
“I mean, who doesn’t love swings?”
Thanks all for staying awake during my presentation of how to tame a walrus in less than 20 millimeters (Or if you convert it, in less than 57.445 quarts)
Goodbye fellow accomplices!