WHAT THE HECK??

Are you confused at all the Woo-WHOs around, and have you ever wondered if you could have your own pet Woo-WHO?

Well, then you should buy one from us (Quack Jobs inc.) and we’ll send you one for only $1 list price (see us for actual pricing)

Side effects may include…

  • Constipation
  • Having everything you own stolen
  • Something really bad
  • I’m not kidding about the last one…
  • If you are married to a llama you might fly
  • Losing your job
  • Yeah…
  • WOOHOO!!!
  • Not dying
  • Becoming annoying
  • Seriously Its REALLY BAD
  • If I told you you would die because its so bad
  • Liking Barney
  • Watching Barney
  • Spamming
  • Eating Spam
  • Making bad Yo Mama jokes
  • *cough, cough*
  • Bless me
  • Dang it I lost my train of thought…
  • Found it
  • OK, here we go
  • Reading the tags on this post
  • Failing
  • Epicly Failing
  • I’m not done!!
  • Making a fake list of side effects
  • OOPS!!
  • Hacking into Nintendo’s servers
  • Saying that on TWiN
  • Calling into ASDAQUA
  • Think about that last one a bit…
  • Did I mention Death?
  • Dreaming of skydiving with a Llama
  • Eating a Llama
  • jdsal;kjfkl;as
  • Faking your the fastest typer in the world
  • Failing YO MAMA jokes
  • OCD
  • OBD
  • OLD
  • Cancer
  • Having your child SERIOUSLY messed up
  • I am not kidding
  • Reading this Ad
  • Alzheimer’s
  • Flunking Life
  • Becoming Obese
  • Cabin Fever
  • Arthritis
  • Headaches
  • Migranes
  • Reading the Adderalader post
  • I’m done
I bet you want a pet WOO- WHO right now right?
Call 1-THI-SIS-FAKE (1-844-747-3253)  for actual pricing
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