Well Known Artist Banned From Local Book Store

This weekend a well-known artist J. Burson was banned from a local book store due to, in the words of the manager,

“A Horrible offense to books and cantaloupes everywhere!”

Burson retaliated by saying, “The incident with the cantaloupes could have happened to any one! As a matter of fact, I don’t even like cantaloupes!”

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