Mr. ShaPoPo’s Nutritious Health Mix

Have you ever wanted one product that, when eaten, will make you really healthy?

Well then, buy Mr. ShaPoPo’s Nutritious Health Mix! The Health Mix company and Mr. ShaPoPo, inc. have teamed up to give you Mr. ShaPoPo’s Health Mix!

Mr. ShaPoPo’s Health Mix comes in many sizes, but we recommend only eating one serving of 1/4 gram.Mr. ShaPoPo's Nutritious Multivitamins Nutrition Facts Label

This product has been endorsed by Bob.

With only 360,000 calories and 360,000 calories from fat, this is the healthiest thing ever made!

**All DVs to the power of 99999999999999999999999999999.**

So, get your Health Mix today! Call 1-800-256-5940-304-1180-49-339 to get a FREEEEE sample!

This is the step-by-step process of how to make your OWN Health Mix!

  1.     Ingredients:
    1. Oil
    2. Lard
    3. High Fructose Corn Syrup
    4. 97 cups of sugar-free sugar
    5. 104 cups of unsalted salt
    6. 45 gallons of chocolate
    7. Bread
    8. More bread
    9. Even more bread
    10. Pie Crust
    11. More Lard
    12. 55 gallons more oil
    13. 12 gallons more high fructose corn syrup
    14. Flour
  2. Get a bowl, and dump the lard, syrup, all the sugar, all the salt, all the chocolate, more lard, more syrup, and flour into a bowl.
  3. Stir.
  4. Get a pan and dump 27 gallons of oil in.
  5. Deep-fry the contents of the bowl.
  6. Cool.
  7. Deep-fry the bread.
  8. Cool.
  9. Deep-fry the contents of the bowl and the bread.
  10. Cool.
  11. Put pie crust around both the contents of the bowl and the bread.
  12. Deep-fry that.
  13. Put more chocolate on that.
  14. Deep-fry that.
  15. Cut up into pieces no larger than 2 mm.
  16. Spray paint the letters “M&M” on each piece.
  17. Hand them out on Haloween!

P. S. You’ll be the talk of the neighborhood!

***Recalled by the Department of Health and Human Services***


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